Tuesday
Jul 15,2008

These are the much ballyhooed photos of Sienna Miller hanging out topless in Portofino, Italy with married actor Balthazar Getty of ABC's
Brothers and Sisters. The dude has been denying in the press that he's involved with Sienna, but just in case, his wife is flying to Italy to sort things out, according to
NY Daily News. I hope she likes nipples.
NOTE: Pics link to
NSFW versions that, for some reason, make me see
Gilligan's Island in a whole new light.
Monday
Jul 14,2008

Kate Moss wanted to get an even tan while boating in Italy and decided to unleash
her crazy pointy nipples. Though I guess those things could come in handy at sea. She could always spear some sea bass or scrape barnacles off the hull. Nautical stuff. No, wait, Kate, don't bend ove - and
fuck. ABANDON SHIP! Who invited her again? You? Awesome, here's an oar. Keep her away from the lifeboats. Peace!
NOTE: Pics link to
NSFW versions of Kate's dagger nipples. Watch your eyes.
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