Left: Recently arrested comedian Andy Dick. Right: The Joker.

Mini-Me is speaking out.

And the actor is talking about everything - from his "unauthorized" sex tape release to the death of Heath Ledger.

Verne Troyer says, “I feel like I have no privacy. Just because people are seeing something that was meant to be between me and her. That's the biggest reason that I'm, you know, trying to stop the tape from being released.”

He adds, “I’ve been, for the past two weeks, three weeks probably, spending a lot of money to fight this. I have my lawyer, and he’s doing a great job."

Poor Mini-Me. You should have that crazy ex of yours that's trying to release the tape pay for your legal fees!

He says of his man-looking ex, “I broke up with her in the middle of June; it was something probably to do with that. It was basically when she decided to give the tape away. I highly doubt that she thought that would get me back with her. Ransom or something."

Even worse for Mini-Me. The crazy bitch is still living in HIS house!

He says, “She's still in the house." Though he's taking legal action already to try and get her out. “I saw her when I left today, and she was calling me names and stuff…so I can't get away from it," he adds.

Get the sheriff to kick her ass out!

As for Troyer's co-star, Heath Ledger, in the upcoming The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, the tiny actor has some comments on the situation.

Verne says, “I don’t believe that he was troubled. Everyone knew that he had a hard time sleeping and from working in the cold weather in London—we were out in the rain and things like that—so everybody got sick, to a certain extent.”

As for Ledger's involvement in The Dark Knight, he adds, "He couldn’t sleep because he was so wrapped up in the character of Joker in Batman. He was still going through not sleeping because he was so involved in that. Throughout our shoot it was the same way. He wasn’t, for me, depressed enough to even think about taking his own life. It was an accident, it happened and it’s very unfortunate.”

Verne even got a tattoo to remember Ledger!

Turns out that Verne and his co-star, Lily Cole , got a tattoo made of a heart that Heath had drawn on a piece of paper.

Troyer says, “A lot of people from the cast and crew got a tattoo of it somewhere, of that heart, just thinking of Heath and respecting him.”

Mini-Me got his heart tattoo on his right hand.

And there you have it.

Straight from Mini-Me.

[Image via WENN.]

Click here to see a leaked scene from the new Dark Knight film.

Looks pretty freakin' awesome!

Regis Philbin accidentally called Heath Ledger "Keith" on his show today.

He's 76!

Click here to check it out.

Thankfully, Kelly Ripa corrected him.