He may be the most sought after player in soccer right now, but Cristiano Ronaldo gets his ass kicked by David Beckham on the fashion playing field.

Ronnie looked a hot mess at the red carpet of the ESPY Awards in Los Angeles on Wednesday.

From the awful outfit to the shiny face and those shoes, Crissy looked muy malo from head to toe.

It's okay, though. He's young.

We all know Becks had his fare share of fashion missteps back in the day.

Just don't make it a habit, Ronnie!

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Victoria Beckham could not be bothered to take off her sunglasses on the red carpet of the ESPY Awards on Wednesday night.

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This beef has gone rotten!

Poor Lauren Conrad. She's becoming yesterday's news sooooo quickly.

In a big blow to The Hills star, L.C.'s clothing line has just been dropped from all the Los Angeles Kitson boutiques.

Kitson owner Fraser Ross says, "Sales were lackluster. Initially it was great."

Though they tried to get L.C. to do some press and in store appearances, it seems Ms. Diva's people couldn't figure out a date.

It must be tough having MTV filming you at all times!

Ross adds, "They need to realize it’s no different than selling your album, your TV shows, your movies. You have to keep promoting it."

Well, aside from promoting, no one wants to spend over $100 on something they can get that looks the same at Target or American Apparel for $15.

Oh, and if this sounds all too familiar, Kitson also confirmed it's dropped Victoria Beckham's dVb menswear line because of poor demand.

Yea, and she didn't promote it either.

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Princess RiRi graces the cover of the new InStyle, looking young and fresh and fab, as always.

Here's a lil' preview of the interview with the chart-topping hit maker!

- On her hair:
"The first time I heard people were asking for the Rihanna, it was really flattering and maybe a little strange. It caught be by surprise, but now I feel it’s a very cool thing. I don’t feel the pressure to change it up again at all. I like it, as they like it."

- On her future:
"…In 10 years I want to have already started my family and have some business of my own. A fashion line, a makeup line, and I still want to be doing what I’m doing at a much bigger capacity—by the grace of God!"

- On her style:
"I love to play to both sides of my personality – the girlie and the tough. That’s what makes my style different. … (Growing up in Barbados), I wore my brother's clothes, dresses with sneakers, or no shoes at all. I would always get into trouble with my mom. She would say things to scare me like, 'You're going to get cut!' But I couldn’t help it. I would climb trees, steal mangoes, catch birds—silly things that were fun to us at the time."

Left: Soon to be prison bitch Khloe Kardashian at her birthday party a few weeks back. Right: Lauren Conrad at the premiere of the Dark Knight in NYC on Monday.

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Have cock?

Insert in mouth!

Danity Kane slut Aubrey O'Day took the skankiness up a notch for Vitaminwater's MLB All-Star week celebration in NYC on Monday night.

Letting her titties hang out, the singer wore her sexiest sheet to the soiree and her most Carrie Bradshaw hair accesory.

Maybe Skany is just misunderstood????

She's probably a good Christian girl, like Miley!

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