Andy Dick has finally grabbed the wrong pair of breasts. His drunken asshole antics got him arrested today after Andy walked out of a bar and pulled down a 17-year-old girl's top and bra, according to the AP:

Police were called to the Buffalo Wild Wings in Murrieta at about 1:13 a.m. to investigate a report of "an intoxicated male" urinating outside the bar and causing a disturbance, according to a police statement.
When they arrived, a 17-year-old girl told police that she was outside when Dick left the bar, walked up, "grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down and exposed her breasts," the statement said.
Dick was identified by the teenager and a witness, police said. Marijuana and the drug Xanax were found his pants pockets during a search and he appeared "extremely intoxicated," police said.

I'd say "extremely intoxicated" is an understatement. Judging by the mug shot above, Andy Dick probably thinks he's on the planet Endor. Now where's that Ewok he tried to fondle? And what is this strange tree he's inside of with this bald, tattooed gentleman who wants to snuggle?* *Please, join me in prayer that this man is the "shiv you in the abdomen" type. Amen.

Josh Brolin (No Country for Old Men) was arrested early Saturday morning at a bar in Shreveport, Louisiana. Josh, along with his W co-star Jeffrey Wright and some crew members, were apparently asked to leave the bar and refused to go. The cops were called and brawl-larity ensued. The Shreveport Times reports:

According to Shreveport Police patrol report, officers were called to the Stray Cat bar in the 200 block of Travis Street just after 2 a.m. to deal with a rowdy patron.
As more officers arrived, several other patrons at the bar, including Brolin and fellow actor Jeffrey Wright, 42, tried to impede the officers, the report said. In all, the report named 10 officers called to the ruckus.

Josh is playing the part of George Bush in Oliver Stone's W, and it looks like he forgot to break character. It happens. That said, it's a good thing Josh isn't playing Dick Cheney. Otherwise, he'd have eaten a baby by now. Ha! Political humor. Hilarious! Coming up next on The Superficial: Pet jokes! Don't touch that dial.

Amy Winehouse has decided she's sexy. The shit has hit the fan, folks. I'm talking Code Red; we need snipers on the roof. It all started yesterday when Amy visited her husband Blake in prison and decided to give him a little window love, according to The Sun:

The Rehab singer was visiting hubby BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL when she yanked her top down, pressed her boobs against a glass booth and writhed suggestively.
One visitor said: “It was not a pleasant sight. Amy seemed completely out of it.”

Amy then headed off to the Monarch where she attempted to seductively pose in front of ol' Union Jack. (Outcome: FAIL and they had to burn the flag.) If you thought terrorism was our biggest threat, guess again. The chick above wants to show you her breasts. Let that sink in for a minute. I know battle-hardened vets, guys who were in the shit in Nam, who cried like babies when I broke the news to them. Okay, maybe I told them the Viet Cong are hiding out in her beehive, but still.