He may be the most sought after player in soccer right now, but Cristiano Ronaldo gets his ass kicked by David Beckham on the fashion playing field.

Ronnie looked a hot mess at the red carpet of the ESPY Awards in Los Angeles on Wednesday.

From the awful outfit to the shiny face and those shoes, Crissy looked muy malo from head to toe.

It's okay, though. He's young.

We all know Becks had his fare share of fashion missteps back in the day.

Just don't make it a habit, Ronnie!

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Ronnie is here!!!!!!!!!!

He may be out of commission for three months, but that's not gonna stop Crissy from partying!

Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo has popped up in Los Angeles.

And the soccer stud is soaking in the local nightlife - crutches and all!

On Tuesday night, Ronnie had din din at hotspot STK and then headed over for some post-grub fun at club Villa.

Tonight, he better stop by our pad for some ballin'!

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