Apparently, performing in lingerie wasn't enough for Brooke Hogan. No, she had to continue her promotional tour of cleavage and get her bikini on today with Hulk's girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel. You know, the one that looks just like Brooke but add 40 years. Anyway, I was almost mesmerized by these pics of Brooke pouring water down her silicone pillows until I came across this shot from behind. Now I know what prison looks like. I'll be good!

Brooke Hogan performed at a Miami nightclub for the premiere of her new show Brooke Knows Best. Brooke was scantily clad in lingerie and backed up by the Knockout Girls who seem to perform in nothing but bras and panties. So, basically, we're talking about the greatest musical performance of our generation. (Not counting Brooke.) The Sun reports:

Wearing a burlesque-style outfit, Brooke didn't leave much to the imagination as her dad looked on from the VIP area alongside new girlfriend JENNIFER MCDANIEL.

I included the video after the jump, and it was definitely filmed on somebody's cell phone. Which is a good thing. I don't think I could tolerate Brooke's performance in high-res. "Keep it grainy," I say. That way I won't accidentally see her penis and punch myself in the cornea - with an axe.

These are shots of Brooke Hogan returning to her New York City hotel last night after a busy day promoting her reality show Brooke Knows Best which debuts Sunday. It looks like she brought all her marketable assets to the table. I'm of course talking about her smile and bubbling persona- PFFT! Ha ha ha! I'm sorry, I couldn't keep a straight face. So, was the braless top a PR strategy to distract from the man-chin? Misson: Accomplished. Until right now - someone throw a brick at my groin.