Archive for the ‘bikini’ Category

Kate Moss likes to go topless while at sea

Author: The Superficial
Filed under: NSFW, bikini, kate moss, topless

Monday
Jul 14,2008

Kate Moss wanted to get an even tan while boating in Italy and decided to unleash her crazy pointy nipples. Though I guess those things could come in handy at sea. She could always spear some sea bass or scrape barnacles off the hull. Nautical stuff. No, wait, Kate, don't bend ove - and fuck. ABANDON SHIP! Who invited her again? You? Awesome, here's an oar. Keep her away from the lifeboats. Peace! NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of Kate's dagger nipples. Watch your eyes.

Photos: INFdaily.com

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Brooke Hogan in a bikini = Please, stop confusing my pants for the love of God

Author: The Superficial
Filed under: bikini, brooke hogan

Monday
Jul 14,2008

Apparently, performing in lingerie wasn't enough for Brooke Hogan. No, she had to continue her promotional tour of cleavage and get her bikini on today with Hulk's girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel. You know, the one that looks just like Brooke but add 40 years. Anyway, I was almost mesmerized by these pics of Brooke pouring water down her silicone pillows until I came across this shot from behind. Now I know what prison looks like. I'll be good!

Photos: Splash News

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Jessica & Ashlee Simpson sunbathe their breasts

Author: The Superficial
Filed under: Ashlee Simpson, Jessica Simpson, bikini

Monday
Jul 14,2008

Jessica Simpson and her sister Ashlee sunbathed on a yacht while watching Tony Romo perform in a golf tournament at Lake Tahoe. Meanwhile, below deck, Joe Simpson flushed the GPS down the toilet and cut the fuel lines. Best family vacation ever! EDIT: Okay, so the chick in the red is not Ashlee Simpson. My bad, I saw the nose and went with it. However, I just added pics of Ashlee on the S.S. Boobieprise. Though I can't be certain until my man on the inside gets back to me with the ultrasound. C'mon, Papa Joe...

Photos: Flynet

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Eva Longoria in a bikini

Author: The Superficial
Filed under: Eva Longoria, bikini

Friday
Jul 11,2008

Eva Longoria in a bikini - showering. Those are probably the most beautiful words I've ever typed in my life. Not counting: "Dude, it was just an ingrown hair!" Good times.