She's so tiny!

Midget Olsen, Mary-Kate, and her giant friend spent a nice, casual day out and about in Los Angeles on Wednesday.

The twin, wearing a Kenny Rogers tee, stopped by a thrift store and took pictures inside.

She's looking happy and healthy.

Her outfit, on the other hand, crazy as ever!

[Image via Starzlife.]

newVideoPlayer("/10guys_def.flv", 506, 423,""); In browsing What Would Don Draper Do? yesterday —your one-stop Tumblr shop for tips, advice, and musings from everyone's favorite Sterling Cooper jr. partner/secret whore-child—it suddenly occurred to us that there are few people, fictional or real, whose loafers we'd more rather slip into. You know—just to see how it felt to be Donald Draper, shtupping his Jewess department-store-heiress mistress on the side. Which got us further thinking—what other iconic TV characters would we like to be, or do, or maybe both be and do? We left it to the capable hands of Defamer videosmith Molly McAleer to compile this ultimate Top Ten Countdown of TVs Coolest Cats. We're sure you'll agree that each in his own way demonstrated consistent grace under fire, panty-moistening sex appeal, and more cool that a seal hunt in December. And yes, we're well-aware that we left off many of your favorites; that was intentional, as this is the definitive Cool Cat list. Feel free to contribute your own nominees and clips in the comments. In the meantime, take it away, Parker Lewis!

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Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that

Snoop's tour bus was pulled over by police on Interstate 35, south of Dallas, on Thursday afternoon.

Two people were arrested for marijuana possession.

It is not known at this time if Snoop was one of those.

Update: We're hearing that…

State troopers pulled over the bus an hour south of Dallas for expired stickers.

It's our understanding that Snoop was not arrested but two people in his entourage were.

Police are still finishing paperwork.

Update #2: The two members of Snoop's dog pound were arrested and booked in the Navarro County Jail.

Snoop was not arrested and will be performing in Dallas as scheduled on Thursday evening.

[Image via WENN.]

She kissed a girl and she liked it.

She really really like it!

Just Dance singer Lady Gaga has come out of the closet as a bisexual.

Welcome to the gayborhood!

Cick here to read her coming out interview.

newVideoPlayer("/broombello_def.flv", 506, 423,""); Viewers who tuned in Wednesday to Late Night With Conan O'Brien were treated to very special vacation slideshow by Mummy 3 star Maria Bello, who, during a recent visit to China, skipped the Great Wall and the Forbidden City in exchange for the more fantastic tour of Misconceived Bathroom Placards. It's not just the mangled English ("handicapped" = "deformed") and malaprops that make the show-and-tell special, however. Just take a moment to enjoy O'Brien's play-by-play, abetted by headlining guest Kevin Costner's awkward sidekick chuckle. If it's not enough to make you forget Andy Richter, it's at least enough to make you forget this man once won an Academy Award. In any case, we genuinely wouldn't mind if they revived this segment every week. [NBC]

Rapper 50 Cent recently opened up to Sister 2 Sister magazine about his ongoing feud with babymomma Shaniqua Tompkins.

He told the mag that the war broke out when he insisted on finding his son, Marquise, a better home and improving his education.

Fiddy says, "It wasn't important before the beginning of last year because he was being home schooled… I was paying a teacher $60,000 just to teach him by himself. He was learning slower because it was just him and the teacher. So he needed to go to where he had the best possible schooling district and I found a house in the area that was, like, $1.5 million."

That $60K teacher sounds like a piece of crap.

For that kind of money, we would expect an Einstein child!

But, the multi-platinum seller claims Tompkins started receiving bad advice from friends, insisting on more child support to match her "new situation".

Eww. Greeeedy!

Things escalated and Fiddy ended up winning a court order to evict Tompkins from the home he'd bought for her. Fiddy went on to say, "Her lawyer decided to present to the public that 50 Cent is kicking his son out of the house."

Tompkins has supposedly fled with the rapper's son and continues to battle him for custody and child support.

He adds, "Now they done kidnapped my first one (son). My son's mother got him, holding him hostage."

We think the babymomma is shameful!

We smell an opportunist using a kid to milk a rich man out of money.

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

And we don't mean the dog!

Everybody's favorite fug bitch, saMAN Ronson walked her infinitely cuter pooch, Wednesday in Los Angeles.

LezLo's gal pal got a haircut.

What do you think of her new 'do???

[Image by Respicio-Young via JFX Online.]

Suddenly, Jennifer Aniston's nipple sonar went off: Somebody was popping nips and their names wasn't Jennifer Aniston. "I'll see about this," Jennifer said. She quickly turned to her assistant. "Ice me." "But, miss-" "I SAID, 'ICE ME!'" Several cold seconds later, Jennifer Aniston's nipples were primed like rockets in a missile silo. She motioned for her driver to stop near a pack of paparazzi. Jessica Alba, Rihanna: a day of reckoning is upon thee. Jennifer Aniston exited the vehicle and immediately began pointing at objects with almost laser-guided precision. Inside her head a manical, yet genius, monologue ensued: "Is that a rock? Now it's a rock being pointed at by my nipples. What are you drinking? A latte? Now it's a latte being pointed at by my nipples. Say, is that a bird?" And then it happened: Jennifer Aniston's assistant, clearly gone suicidal, attempted to block the nipples with her purse. Her body would later be found in a sand dune on a Mexican beach. The police deduced the culprit's identity by the two punctures wound in the back, but who would dare prosecute? Anyone worth their badge knew you didn't go after the nipples. Not in this town. Not in any town...

Rihanna hit the clubs last night in New York City and apparently decided to fly sans bra. These pics might be considered LSFW depending on your boss' vision. If he clearly sees nipples, that man's in the wrong line of work and should be a goddamn Army sniper. I've been staring at these things for hours like it's a Magic Eye picture. So far all I've seen is a tugboat, two polar bears kissing and Edgar Winter.

newVideoPlayer("/whoopiliz_def.flv", 506, 423,""); After all of Hollywood weighed in on the new McCain "Celebrity" ad (well, Britney's publicists and Fake Paris Hilton, at least), it was only natural to turn to the ladies of The View for the last word. Unfortunately, that last word is shrieked, shouted, and stomped to death as Whoopi Goldberg and Elisabeth Hasselbeck spar over the ad with such vitriol that View producers were no doubt tempted to drag the split-screen out of mothballs. Enjoy this delightful screaming match as Whoopi yells "Don't go there!" at a booed, sulking Elisabeth (while Sherri Shepherd gets out nothing but a delightfully chirped "Ludacris!").